How cold is it?
It is too cold to ride motorcycles.
It is too cold for Al Gore to show his head.
It is too cold for environmental nuts to tell the truth.
It is too cold for birds to stop in Miami.
It is so cold I saw someone chisel their dog off a lamp-post.
It is so cold that when you light a candle that the flame freezes.
It is so cold that your shadow freezes to the sidewalk.
It is so cold that you have to open the fridge to heat the house.
So much for the theory of global warming.
But I still love living in Florida. How cold is it in Washington D.C.?